Story 8Chocolate Cake Thief....

Alpaca said, "We both know what you did." She: "I have no idea..."

Alpaca asked the waiter, "Bring chocolate cake, please." The waiter: "Sorry, mister, we don't have any chocolate here."

Alpaca: "Then why does the girl have it on her face?"

The girl hid her face in her hands and said, "Fine, you caught me."

Alpaca: "No tricks now, there's an assassin waiting for us outside. I paid him a whole tank of Turkish tea..."

She: "Okay, but I just had a few bites. The cake is still at home."