Story 6The crime of the century

Alpaca was living a peaceful life, slowly securing "fattest alpaca" status with steady calorie intake. Until one terrible moment. One day Alpaca opened the fridge... his chocolate cake was gone, completely... Alpaca narrowed his eyes: "This means war." He opened the 710 Yellow Pages and looked under: "Assassins." He picked the first ad and called. A person with a Turkish accent said, "The case is brutal, but I can take care of it." Alpaca said, "Just find the person. I need to do it myself; this is personal now."