Story 4CR7 or not to be?

I was doing merchant caravan recently with my fat Alpaca. We got lost and found ourselves in the Arabian Desert (yes, we have one in 710).. We ran out of food and water. Only a miracle could save us. Suddenly, we saw an oasis in the distance, the Hotel "Mola Hyper Luxury 7 Stars". There was a man in a thobe. I said "can we pl...", he interrupted "Messi or CR7?". I was like "what? bro, we are dying, give us water. "Messy or CR7?" he insisted. I covered my Messi tattoo with hand and told him "CR7"... Sadly Alpaca was wearing a Messi shirt..